#1

This is the first post in what I hope to be an intelligent, witty, entertaining, and somewhat (not at all) educated view of the many things I will encounter or re-encounter in my life. I love many different types of food from all over the world and local fair from just around the corner. I swoon over tasty beer, luscious wine, and exceptional spirits. I'm also a pinheaded desk jockey with little to no money. I have a mouth like a sailor, and the uncanny ability to be a positive loving pessimist. I know it's a little late in the game and I know there are plenty of  other "professional" food/booze/nonsense blogs around but I figured, what the hell! What's it going to hurt? Even if I end up talking to myself about crap no one else cares about I will have accomplished something (nothing).